SITE UNDERGOING PERMANENT MAINTENANCE
PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS
Hello and welcome to my online home.
No algorithms, view counts, likes, shares or censored nipples.
Most things can be clicked on or moved around,
others move all by themselves or do absolutely nothing at all.
Please have a look, and if you like what you see, say hello
I get about 481 mails & messages a day, so it might be a while before I'll get back to you.
If you want to speed things up, please contact me via email and not on Instagram or other social media.
If you managed to get a hold of my phone number [congratulations], please message me before calling.
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